my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
"Can you caption what they were thinking in these photos?"
This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.”
Watch the entire “Let It Go” scene from Frozen featuring Idina Menzel performing as Elsa.
Sherlock: The Sign of Three synopsis
The BBC have today released the snyopsis for The Sign of Three which airs on Sunday 5th January at 9:00 p.m.
"Sherlock faces his biggest challenge of all - delivering a Best Man’s speech on John’s wedding day! But all isn’t quite as it seems. Mortal danger stalks the reception - and someone might not make it to the happy couple’s first dance. Sherlock must thank the bridesmaids, solve the case and stop a killer!"
tbh it sounds like a terrible chickflick synopsis
Just practised the heian sandan again and fuck, it’s three days to the exam and there’s a part about which I’m not completely sure anymore oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh.
I’m so going to fail this thing.
if you dont run your blog while sitting like this
dont talk to me
All these dudes look like sitcom dads to me. They’ve got that wry, sardonic look.
That would make the best sitcom. A bunch of sitcom dads named Mr. Ahmed who get “randomly searched” and decide to start a boy band about the experiences and their children are massively humiliated and are humiliated worse when their dads are super successful, like Hannah Montana successful, and all their friends are in love with their dads.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
They can’t decide what to call the band because they all want top billing so they call themselves AHMED AND COMPANY, which is also the name of the show.
I’d watch this obsessively.
it sucks that we live in a world where men are fuckin heroes for not taking advantage of women.
"what a great guy for not trying to sleep with her while she was extremely intoxicated" wow what an amazing dude, having simple human decency