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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

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blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

(Source: salma)

leviosadraco:

I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world. 

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miecroft:

every friend group has a mom

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ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"

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sweetbikini:

Jenah Yamamoto’s perfect bikini body

sweetbikini:

Jenah Yamamoto’s perfect bikini body

(Source: beauty-slim-insp)

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mauradors:

the general trend on tumblr is 1. thing starts to get popular 2. it’s cool to like thing 3. people start thinking it’s too popular and 4. it’s cool to hate thing

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a study in stationery | chapter one

a study in stationery | chapter one

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

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